Black Twitter: Season 3, #BlackPlotTwists

Black people are never, ever bored. That’s because we have everything: the Cradle of Mankind, the richest man in all of history, a badass female general who made Joan of Arc look like a lieutenant. One of the greatest U.S. Presidents.

What we don’t have is chill: none whatsoever. And so, from the kids (or associate editors)Β who brought you #ThanksgivingwithBlackFamilies and #CelebritiesOnlyBlackPeople Know, comes #BlackPlotTwists. Enjoy.

Thanksgiving With Black Families

Updated: Found this hash tag on Twitter today,Β  #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies …

As if itΒ wasn’t bad enough that I was kee-keeing my way to an early grave, when sure enough, there was one for BW “swirlers.”